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McDonald & Mrs. Miller

Beef Over Boston

1 B, 2 E's, and an F

B can stand for many things       buddy       bloody       bad E can stand for many things       elephant       elegant       eons Another E can stand for many things       eerie       embouchement       eviscerate F can only stand for one thing       Failur.

Boeuf

Beef Beefy Beef Beef Boeuf Boeuf Bourguignon Bifteck Beef steak Succulent Beefy Beef Meat Coq au vin WAIT That’s not beef Stroganoff Meaty Balls of Meat. Corned Beef Stew-y Stew Stew Num, Num, Num

Zombies of Beef

The other night, man, I just couldn't sleep. I should have been drifting. It had been a long day at the Beefhaus, but I just couldn't sleep. No matter what I tried, my heart kept breaking and I just couldn't settle down. So I decided to get out of bed and watch a movie. There was nothing on Netflix. There was nothing on Hulu. I couldn't get HBO Go to work. So I fired up a blu-ray. Not just any blu-ray, though. I knew in my heart it was the perfect time to dig into Blue Underground's new restoration of Lucio Fulci's gut-munching classic Zombie that arrived from Bullmoose just in time for Thanksgiving weekend! WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU! lolololololololollolol Grampa Bobo used to take me to all the horror movies when I was a little kid. Not really because I wanted to, I used to to always get so scared! He used to go on his own and I wanted to spend time with him. He told me he went because he was so scared of my grandmother that he helped him pr...

Medium-Rare

I wrote this in the dead of night when I woke up having a panic attack.  Dr. Bischoff recommended I share it. Your Love is like a Steak Medium-Rare Juicy Tender And when gone Missed Had I a hundred Grills I would Grill for you a hundred of the best cuts And you would refuse them And leave As is your way What will I do with the rotten meat that is my soul? Will I ever be fresh without you? No.