Grampa was a Beef Man.
Daddy was a Beefier Man.
Baby is a Little Beef Boy.
If you've been reading my emails, you know 2018 has a been a rough year for Mr. Beef. Not financially, thank the cows. Even though these times we leave in are uncertain and horrifying, people gotta eat. And people who eat love their beef. I'm proud to write that we here are Mr. Beef feed countless of our consumers and we plan to do so for the foreseeable future and beyond. Personally, though, well that's one hell of a different story. There has been a lot of deceit. There has been a lot of tragedy. I feel like somewhere along the way I feel off the roast.
There's no easy way to say this, I'm starting this blog because my therapist told me it might help.
Not that it would help, mind you. That it might help.
Just that was hard for me to admit. Not so much the therapy part. I mean, who isn't insane these days? The part about how it might help. It's been a rough year. Mr. Beef is all alone now. Mr. Beef is being punished for his sins.
I may have driven her away, but she's the one that left the car in neutral with the parking brake off and the kids in the backseat. Mr. Beef's personal life isn't as perfect as his cuts, but who is.
Marriages end all the time and I get that. But my marriage was supposed to be different. It was supposed to the the one love to end all of loves. I even said that in our vows. I had hearts branded into the cows that we used for the wedding roast.
But now she's gone with the kids and my savings and all Mr. Beef has is Mr. Beef. Well, maybe half of Mr. Beef is more like it. All of the work, half the profits. Is this divorce or socialism?
But in case you were worrying if all this drama was going to impact Mr. Beef Industries, turn that frown into a smile and make sure you have room for seconds!
Our limited edition holiday roast Bobo Beef (named after my ole' grandaddy himself) has been flying out of the the Beefhaus and out of butcher's shops everywhere! And our experimentation in brand building/product diversification has also been doing well! Our Cyber Monday deals (which last until 11/30!) have been moving some serious units and Bobocoiin is climbing in value/trending on Reddit's Crypto forums!
Mr. Beef may be a bit blue, but Mr. Beef is having one hell of a fiscal year!
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I really appreciate you reading. I've always felt like our consumers are family and that I dine with you as often as you cook our beef.
Keep cooking. Maybe I'll see you for dinner sometime soon.
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